If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
However, If.....
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling price, you would have $54.00. Based on the above,
my current investment advice is to drink Heavily and recycle. This is
my new retirement program. I call it my...................
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