....I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN. I RAN TO THE
CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC, SLAMMED THE
CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND. I WAS SCARED
AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR. I
ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT. I OPENED THE DOOR
AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD. I TIP TOED
TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL
WORKING ON THE SCREEN. I TURNED THE CORNER
AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE. I
YELLED, "HANDS UP!" AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME....

YEP.
A CAT BURGLAR.